Fantasy Dreams – PJD’s Fantasy Football Week 12 Update

Oh crap. It’s already week 12 in fantasy football. In MY leagues, we rock 13 weeks of Tom Foolery and then it’s nitty gritty, tooth and nail, hair pulling and finger nail scratching playoff battles! …. Which is kind of a disaster, because my team is playing like a bucket of baby carcases coming down […]

Did the Refs Help the Vikings Win in Washington????!

If there is one thing we know about the Internet, it’s that if there is a bog post headline with multiple question marks, then you know it must be true. In this case though, it actually might be. Because of the photographic evidence and all … This is a picture that a kind soul

The Jokes on You, Detroit Lions

I have made my general love and appreciation for the hapless Motor City Kitties around here, preeetttty obvious, but I have to tell you that the joke is definitely on them in this case. It was reported by the NFL Red Zone (which apparently isn’t just a nine hour TV channel?) yesterday that a certain […]

The Chilly Report Guy is Kind of Funny

I don’t know if anyone has ever watched this guy who does a video series called “The Chilly Report” or not, but he makes me smile in a mild way, as if I just watched a new episode of the Simpsons and creased the corners of my lips in an upward manner that resembles a […]

PJD’s Game 11 Recap – What is this Feeling of Winning?

The Vikings minus Childress: This was the day everyone had been waiting for. The Vikings were going to play a game without Brad Childress at head coach, something that hadn’t been done since 2005, and even then it wasn’t anything to write home to the heifers about (insert *Uh-huh-huh-Mike Tice). Welcome Leslie Frazier, and welcome […]

PJD’s Masturbatory Game 11 Preview – What’s Your Excuse Now,

We now find out if the coach was the problem: And this is both on the fans and the team. We’ve spent all of 2010 upset at Brad Childress for making stupid playing calls, making horrendous personnel decisions, having a stupid mustache, using draft picks and trade assets FAR too cavalierly, and generally just being […]

Acting Cordial – Talking Vikings and Redskins with Redskins Hog Heaven

Once again, Purple Jesus Diaries is happy to work with a Bloguin NFL blog where we preview the upcoming Minnesota Viking football game through the eyes of an opponent. I’m not so sure this guy likes to talk about testicles as much as I do, though. This week, we talk with Redskins Hog Heaven, the […]

What We’re Thankful For – The PJD Edition

It’s Thanksgiving today, and this is a fantastic holiday. You’re probably not even asking why because you agree wholeheartedly. You eat tons of carbs, watch football all day, and then just get wasted. What’s not to love? Well, let’s remember here that Thanksgiving is a time when the Pilgrims were starving in 1921, and the […]

Fantasy Dreams – PJD’s Fantasy Football Week 11 Update

Fantasy football seasons are apparently really long. I mean, I think we’re starting to get near the end of this charade (and closer to finding out who gets a free t-shirt from the PJD merchandise store!) and heading to the playoffs, but I already feel that this league has been going on forever. It reminds […]

Who Replaces the Mustache?

Ever since Brad Childress was released as the Minnesota Vikings head coach on Monday, there has been rampant, mouth foaming speculation about who the next coach will be. Candidates have been combed through, gems amongst the coal mines suggested. You’ve been inundated with the Jon Gruden’s, the Tony Dungy’s, the Bill Cowher’s, name after name […]

VIKTOR the VIKING Announces Brad Childress’ Firing

“HEY. WHAT’S UP DOUCHEBAGS. I want to thank you all for changing your plans up today to come out to this UNEXPECTED press conference. I know some of you, LIKE THAT OLD HALF DEAD NIGHT WALKER SID, have a nap to get to, while the rest of you had plans to go tickle your coin […]

PJD’s Game Ten Recap – How Many Different Ways Can You Write That a Team Sucks?

I can’t believe there’s seven more games of this crap: GUUUUUHHH. Honestly. How many more times can I write “Chris Cook blew coverage! Asher Allen was a bad draft pick! The defense looks lethargic! I’m pretty sure Brett Favre just died!” There are only so many ways to skin a cat, trust me. I used […]

PJD’s Masturbatory Game Ten Preview – Purgatory Mode

So this team is still playing (*wanking motion*): My god. Can we be done with this season yet? I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent this entire week listening to Paul Allen on KFAN and other people just casually discussing Vikings football, talking about slim chances, discussing Favre’s hurt shoulder, hyper-analyzing Purple Jesus’ speeding […]

Dear God No

Click to embiggen I clamor a lot like an total a-hole around here talking about the purity and sanctity of the Minnesota Vikings uniforms. More specifically, I talk about how aroused my penis gets when the Vikings wear their throwback uniforms and how I threaten to shotgun blast my television when they pull out their […]

This Was Really Just an Excuse to Photoshop Purple Jesus Speeding in a Toy Car

On what I am assuming was a dark and venomous looking day in Eden Prairie, a clearly drunk-with-power Purple Jesus was ticketed for SPEEDING while on his way to a team meeting at Winter Park. According to the Eden Prairie public information office, Katie Beal, PJ was clocked going 53 in a 35 mile per […]