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Former Vikings Hope To Attract At 2015 Veteran Combine

This weekend on March 22nd is the NFL’s first “Veteran Combine“, an event that basically will make veteran NFL players feel like second class citizens fighting for their livelihood after poorly managed NFL franchise with terrible coaches likely ran their careers into the ground. So now, potentially decent players have to go through a horse-and-pony […]

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Roster Moves: Trade For Mike Wallace, Cut Greg Jennings

So I’m still playing a little catch up, but thought we should discuss how the Minnesota Vikings did a re-do of the 2013 NFL free agency period when last week they traded for WR Mike Wallace from the Dolphins and subsequently cut WR Greg Jennings. A bit of a whirlwind, so let’s get to the […]


Vikings St. Patrick’s Day Holiday Card Lines 2015

Hey! It’s the AA National holiday! Right? That’s how this works? Alcoholic Anonymous group attendees get their one free day pass for the year to relapse and drink themselves blind, or at least until they hate themselves again? Great holiday. At least in Minnesota it just means Vikings fans can re-live every Sunday afternoon loss […]

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Roster Moves: Cullen Loeffler Is Still A Viking

Hey. What’s up. Sorry, I took a week off. I had a kid. So there’s that. Anyway, what a dumb week for babies to be born! There was a lot of Vikings free agency stuff that happened, good and stuff that was more on the dumb side that we can justifiably make fun of. I […]

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2015 Vikings Free Agency: Offensive Predictions

Oh, whoa, wait a minute. The NFL Free Agency period starts in … I don’t know, two or five days from now or something? I can’t really tell. Teams can start contacting, and entering into contract negotiations with unrestricted free agents starting on March 7. But nothing can be signed then? Even though it basically […]

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Vikings Trade Matt Cassel’s Wife To Bills

In another effort to make the team worse and less appealing this offseason, the Minnesota Vikings announced on Wednesday that they have traded Matt Cassel’s smoking hot wife Lauren Killian to the Buffalo Bills. The exchange included Cassel’s wife, plus an undisclosed draft and the veteran quarterback himself, in exchange for two undisclosed draft picks from […]

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Vikings Actively Trying To Get Worse By Trading Adrian Peterson

In an effort to try and make the team less competitive and enjoyable to watch, sources have indicated that the Minnesota Vikings “have been attempting to trade Adrian Peterson for weeks.” The 2012 MVP of the league, and 2007 Offensive Rookie of the Year, Adrian Peterson has seen his career take a hard turn for […]

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The Vikings Do Pretty Well At Drafting Hall of Fame Players

Who knew, right? Between this alarming statistic (which we’ll get into below) and the talk last week about how the Vikings are one of the best represented teams in the playoffs historically, you’d almost be fool enough to think that the Vikings are a good team that has a bunch of Hall of Fame players […]

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The Vikings Finally Win (Cheerleader of the Week)!

We did it! The Minnesota Vikings have finally won an award! We won Sports Illustrated’s (Cheerleader) of the Week award! One of our best players (cheerleaders, Kaylee) was recognized by a nationally renown and respected sports authority (dying sports media brand) in print and digital media for their level headed, in-depth, and consistent takes on […]

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Black Alternate Unis Suck, But This Kind of Sucks Less

Black alternate uniforms are the scourge of society. People think things in black are “scary” or “cool” or “it’s what the kids are Snapchatting about”, which basically means old white guys are just looking for ways to steal money from you because there is no way that any of this bullshit is aesthetically pleasing. And […]

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Why Are Minnesota Fans Running Adrian Peterson Out of Town?

Why are Minnesota Vikings fans running MVP-running back Adrian Peterson out of town? Or, why are stupid fucking morons always always joining the media in running the best talent a team has locally out of town because arm-chair fans think they know the truth about someone they’ve never met but instead have unfairly idolized and […]

Minnesota Vikings schedule preview

The first year of head coach Mike Zimmer’s Minnesota Vikings career was one I’m sure he’ll never forget. It was the first of likely two seasons in which the Vikings will play their home games at the University of Minnesota’s on-campus TCF Bank Stadium, while construction of the New Minnesota Stadium, slated to open in […]