AW YISSSS. FOOTBAWL IS BACK.
The Raiders visit Minnesota during a warm period of the year so they don’t feel terrible in the cold for preseason game number one. It’s a rematch of Super Bowl XI, because that’s what everyone is going to say even though it’s actually nothing like that, but here we are. Either way, it’s the first time we get to see some highly touted rookies wear purple tinted clothing in semi-real football action that is against the opposing team in non-exclusive, Mankato only environments. NICE!
Obviously, we will be looking forward to watching the quarterback that everyone is excited about, Christian Ponder. How has the former number one pick improved in the offseason? Will he click with his offensive teammates? Has he perfected his mechanics? Hahaha, just kidding, no one wants to see him play. We’re all excited about Teddy Bridgewater getting our dicks hard and Anthony Barr breaking Raider dicks. It’s going to be a fun night.
Use this post to chat about all the highs, the lows, and the interceptions that will undoubtedly happen. We’ll have a full recap on Monday, I guess.