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Biz Markie Raps “Nobody Beats the Vikes”

Is that Biz Markie in a Daunte Culpepper jersey?! You bet your ass! While the lyrics over the image indicate this is from his chorus guest appearance on a Jay-Z song, it’s a lot more fun to imagine him singing a Vikings song to the tune of “Nobody Beats the Biz” …

[Verse 1]
Yes, y’all and, to the Vikings,
You could either score or just have a seat and
Listen to the way and, what I am displaying
A different kind of football gaming that I am saying
To all the purple people that cheer out they ear holes
When it come to scoring points Vikings are nymphos
Ground attack, air attack for touchdown dances
NFL record breaking will put you in a trance and
Hypnotize your body and, like you cheer for Patterson
You won’t be crying or losing, you just be ass kicking
Around, with the funky styles of your boy Randy
We got the Jedi Knight with style D-A-U-N-T and E
They came to have fun and, to be number one and
Just hear to let you know, who’s like running the place
And every time the Vikings score when on the road,
As long as you know that…

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Nobody beats the Vikes
(Nobody beats the Vikes)
(repeat 4X)

[Verse 2]
You know them as the V-I-K-I-N-G-S big team
They go for what they know and lob a throw to Greg Jennings
Vikes guaranteed to rock, to make the ladies scream and shout
They bound to wreck some body and to knock somebody out
The running backers, cornerbackers always having fun
And when you hear the Gjallarhorn, they get the job done
Yes it’s the Party Purple People Eaters, you know that, G,
AP got the stutter step to keep in check his speed is so unique
Packers say we look and sound funny but we don’t be caring
Vikings rock Matt Stafford, Jay Cutler, Rodgers – Aaron, and
Chicago, Green Bay, Detroit, it’s not hard, man,
They’ll even rock Arena League Centers,
Pardon the way that I be talking ’bout the places they be rocking
Vikings just love to win for the people that be hocking,
Not saying that they all-time or on it like doggone it,
But you pay to see the double-yous, and honest, you want it
That’s why Biz be here, to be like letting you knowing
That the Vikings highly recognized as kings of deep throwing,
Making people celebrate and have lots of enjoyment
They the best team for this type of performance,
That’s why…


[Verse 3]
On and on to the big scoring
When you got bad players you come out boring,
Or play the game real stale, topped with many fails,
So hurry up and get that good team out the mail,
And drop non-stop, touchdowns and go tops,
Of the division you don’t co-op-
-erate with the villains, that is just a given,
Zimmer is the coach but Peterson’s the vision,
It might sound confusing, offensive styles that they using
But in the end I’m sure that you will find it quite abusing,
If you a dummy, so funny, it’s just ridiculous,
Don’t front on the Vikings, or else you getting really dissed,
Thrilled, chilled, your heart will be filled
So respect the architect as they begin to build
To many wins and championship, unless you a moron,
Like Daunte said at one point, come out and get your roll on



(I am so sorry)


About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.