Jared Allen and Purple Jesus Diaries Wish You a Happy 4th of July

Jared Allen American Flag

If ANYONE on the Minnesota Vikings is going to wish fans a happy 4th of July, you know if was going to be Jared Allen. Here he is, posing in front of an American flag, wearing a shirt he's selling to help wounded veterans. All pretty AMERICA if you ask me.

Also, football is pretty American too, so it's just a perfect set up.

In conclusion, this is pretty much all factual, so I don't think PJD can get sued, but we'll find out.

Have a safe holiday, everyone!


About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.