I hope this is what we have to look forward to during the offseason from Kluwe:
That short little video is courtesy of Game Informer Executive Editor and Tripping Icarus band member, Andrew Reiner, cool dude who apparently plays Star Wars: The Old Republic video game with Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe, aka, Chris Warcraft, also, holy crap that was a long introductory sentence. If I had any idea it was a dancing game, I would have bought it right away!
Just kidding. For those that don’t know, SWTOR is a massively multiplayer online game set in the very old Star Wars universe where people run around and do stuff. You know, shoot, saber stab, fly in jet packs and shit. It sounds sweet, but I have my personal doubts with the whole online thing, monthly fees, cartoony graphics, a wife who would saber stab me if I played so long, etc. However, now that we all know that ANYONE WHO PLAYS IT GETS TO DANCE WITH CHRIS KLUWE, I might change my mind and get it eventually (that, and some of the trailers do look tantalizing, even if they’re a bit misleading).
There’s really only one question left: Which character is Kluwe’s? Is it the lightsaber wielding fiend who pulls the glow-stick raver card? Or the gun toting bounty hunter who shows more sway in his hips? In searching for the answers, you must just trust your feelings … They will guide you … And inform you that … I have no idea. I wish he’d just leave a comment to let us know.