The Minnesota Vikings Will Be Getting Their New Stadium
After some voting and bickering between some political nerds not named Leslie Knope, the Minnesota Vikings received state funding to build their brand new stadium.

There will be plenty of time to discuss new features for the “Metrodome 2.0” as well as how a new stadium won’t change the crap players being put on the field, but not now. No, now, we celebrate.

WE WIN! IN YOUR FACE, ED KOHLER! Go ahead and place your favorite celebratory GIF in the comments. Here is a sampling of some of mine.

Realistically? I’ll go to the thing probably once after it’s built, and only if there are free tickets for me. I’m not spending money on this shit team. But, hurray, football!


About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.