Percy Harvin and Purple Jesus Diaries Wishes you a Happy Fourth of July
1. Buy fireworks.
2. Put on a suit.
3. Sit in front of flag.
4. Look smug as shit.
5. ??????????
6. Profit.

Happy Fourth of July everybody.


About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.