QUICK HITS: Purple Jesus’ Official Song

Until further notice, this is now Purple Jesus’ official song. Don’t be alarmed if the heavens open up to reveal the most beautiful unicorn with the most massive, glistening erection when this song comes on. It just happens to be my steed, or rather “train”, preparing to take me to Awesome Town.

You’re welcome. And thanks.


About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.