Hello friends. I am sure that many of you have heard about what this fantastic Vikings brass did for the quarterback position most recently. Meet my new backfield partner, and the team’s most-likely new quarterback, Rosen-copter:
How fantastic. I’m not even sure with the power of God compelling me that I could get those kinds of lifts. And I’m not sure what is most divinely delicious about this guy, his 62.5% career completion rate or his six to 10 TD to INT ratio last year. *Slow, drawling whistle*. Damn. Watch out Lions, you guys are screwed.